not quite alice in wonderland
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reinkakou:

sure! should i wipe your ass for you while i’m at it?

nyooms:

putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call

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arielandjim:

batter-the-spoopy-sempai:

murryclurr:

so my sister had homecoming last weekend and all the guys in her group secretly decided on undercover superhero identities and wore the corresponding colors to match the shirts underneath and revealed them during this picture and it was perfect.

THE HELLO KITTY ONE.

nonomella:

today a ten year old called me fat in front of the class and i told him it was because i eat all my rude students

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cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

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